|Do not let that sweet face fool you. This is a wild animal.|
While she is adjusting to the new sleeping arrangements, we expect this wild cub to range outside of her own habitat regularly. Cub wranglers will be on hand to return the cub to her new habitat as often as necessary.
|"Oh yeah, cub wranglers? I'd like to see you try."|
We fully expect that as the cub matures, she will settle into her new sleeping quarters and come to understand the expectations and limits of a free-range cub. Until that time, we suggest all guests get a lot of sleep before arriving at our lovely zoo.
|Do not feed the animals. Unless it is at the table.|
Next up! Getting serious about potty training! (OMG)
We are currently accepting applications for new cub wranglers. ALL APPLICANTS ACCEPTED.
The Clueless But Hopeful Zoo Management