Hmmm, they're selling Halloween candy already? Well. I'm too smart for that. I'm not buying any because I'll just eat it all before Halloween.
There's that Halloween Candy again, right at the end of the aisle, lying in wait. NOT BUYING YET, ye evil temptress.
I'll just buy a few bags. Of candy I don't particularly like. There. I'm early AND I won't be tempted.
There are the bags I bought. Just waiting there on the shelf in the dining room. NOT TEMPTING ME.
It's been a really rough day and I'm hungry and we have no cookies or chocolate in this whole entire house. OKAY FINE, I'LL EAT PEANUT M&Ms.
Hey, Peanut M&Ms are not that bad!
I think I need to try pretzel M&Ms to see how they are .... *scarf*SNARF*
Hmm. 9:40 am and I've already yelled at the girls? I'll just put a bag of Skittles in my pocket and dole it out whenever I feel grumpy.
I FORGOT SUGAR CRASHES MAKE ME MORE GRUMPY.
I'm so ill from eating all this Halloween Candy. I'm putting it up high so I won't eat any more.
I forgot there's a convenient stool right here....
Thank goodness Halloween is today. Finally, I'll get rid of all this candy.
Not only is there tons of candy left but the girls got another METRIC TON of candy. DAMN IT.
Okay, Z, if you insist, I'll sample a few other types of candy. *scarf*SNARF*
Last day of the candy. Tonight the Candy Fairy comes to take it all away. THANK GOD.
OH WAIT. I'M THE CANDY FAIRY.
(I'm going to send off that candy to the troops. Tomorrow. Now, if only I can get through tonight without eating it all....)