Hostess with the least-ess

"Hello and welcome to our home!"
"ACCCKKK!!! THEY'RE HERE! HIDE!"

(I will surely spend the entirety of our visit displaying the excellent manners my parents have instilled in me!)
(I will surely spend the entirety of our visit with either my fingers in my nose or my underwear showing!)

"Here are my favorite toys. Want to play?"
"These are my favorite toys. NOOOOOOO! DON'T TOUCH THEM!"

"Would you like to play chase? No? What would YOU like to do?"
"CHASE ME! CHASE ME! CHASE ME! CHASE ME!"

"Oh, you're leaving? That's too bad. Thanks for coming! *kiss*"
"WAAAAHHHHHH!!! I don't want to say goodbye! NOOOOO!!!!! *throws self on floor*"