12/19/07

Top Three True-life Toddler Traveling Tips

A new installment since last summer is soooo.... last summer.

1. Bring lots of changes of clothes for the plane ride. Not because she's still a baby and might have one (or more) of those explosive poos where the brown river makes it's way up her back to her neck but because your lovely daughter is going to insist on drinking water from an open cup without help from you, thankyouverymuch, and will- half on purpose - pour it all over herself, her clothes and her carseat. And then she'll look at you and CRY hopelessly because her clothes? THEY'RE ALL WET.

2. Bring toys and books and puzzles and everything you can think of to keep her entertained and occupied. Also: bring your sense of humor when your favorite new toy for her is a TOTAL bust. (Brand-spanking new, squeaky, plush bus? Only a dim reminder of her cooler, bigger plastic bus which is AT HOME.)

3. News Flash: major airlines (US Airways, at least) don't always stock milk on board their flights. For those of you whose kids don't like (or, God forbid, are allergic to) milk, this may not be cause for concern. However, if your child is like mine and obsessed with dairy products in all forms, milk in particular, this is a SERIOUS ISSUE. I just assumed that all airplanes carried milk on board and since they are all WACKO about bringing your own liquids on planes, I didn't want to bring a big thermos of milk just to have to throw it out. Luckily for me, CG, Z and the entire plane, I brought one of those Horizon Organic juice-box-like milk packages that you don't need to refrigerate. The security dude almost threw it away but since it was sealed (he did empty all of my sippy cups into the trash can), he let it go. PRAISE CHOCOLATE. I will have to buy ten of them for the trip back.

Seriously. NO MILK. Is anyone as shocked as I am? Have I been in kid-land for way too long that I just assume everyone serves milk as an option??

3 comments:

Tess said...

I always thought they carried milk for the coffee drinkers. Guess it is CREAM ONLY or they are shit out of luck.

Glad you lived!

KG said...

GO Jenna! You made it! Welcome to the cold North!

Not for your sake, but as punishment for inhumane airlines, I do like the idea of Z throwing a hissy fit and the attendants having to give her like a hundered of those little creamers.

You rock.

Anonymous said...

So, we flew Southwest to San Diego for the holidays and they also DO NOT stock milk. They said something about it going bad too quickly. Ya think they could figure out refrigeration if they can put a plane in the air...

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