Z: "Dat?!"
Clueless But Hopeful Mama: "That? Um, that's a beer. It's like.... Daddy water."
Z: "Dat?!"
CBHM: "That's a battery. There's energy all stored up in there and then you can put it in something and get the energy out....it's kinda like MAGIC."
Z: "Dat?!"
CBHM: "This is US weekly, which is a trashy magazine that Mommy uses to escape reality. It's a horrible rag that's bad for your self-esteem and replaces any relevant intellectual discourse in our society with salacious celebrity gossip and rumors ... and I LOVE IT."
Z: "Dat?!"
CBHM: "That's Mommy's private parts. You have one just like this."
Z: (*FEARFUL GRIMACE*)
CBHM: "It's beautiful, really. And it can do great things like have babies..... and, uh, PEE."
2 comments:
We now call all alcoholic beverages "Daddy Juice" in honor of our friend Lou's quick thinking to a similar question!
Hilarious, and I know... it's hard to come up with something that will satisfy their curiosity without inviting any follow-up questions. It does make for some memorable conversations though.
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